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The economy and God

Published: Tuesday, Dec. 18, 2012 10:14 a.m. CDT

From Lloyd Miller


A look at the real picture made simple, concerning the economy and God.

Economy X = producers, investors and job creators. Y = tax man and noncontributors to the economy. Z = balance of revenue after X and Y. Zero balance in the treasury.

Armageddon. Son of God asked the Father. When will Armageddon come? God said Son, when I say go and collect all believers, converts, and all children, bring them to be with us in paradise. Son then asked the Father, "What will we do with all that are remaining?" Son, the Father said, my plans have changed. Before I light the eternal flame, we will let the remaining humans self destruct there human shells, the eternal flame will be put upon them for eternity. It is written. Let it he done.

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